Gosling under Terror Alert

The Kingdom of Gosling has been placed under a terror alert by its King, following threatening messages received by its government.

According to King Thomas via a mass-email sent to various micronationalists on the issue, during the past week an unknown person has attempted to file false citizenship papers, while threatening to “get rid of your [expletive] micronation.” Thomas has asked citizens, and other micronationalists connected to Gosling, to “own up” if they know the identity of the antagonist. According to claims, the antagonist knows the King personally, and likes Jack Daniels whiskey, though this has not led to any suspects.

Reassuring his nation’s population, Thomas stated, “I will try my best to protect our great nation and would ask you all to help each other in this ordeal.”

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