The MFP has acquired another news network. The MFP Bobessian Network, formerly the Bobessian Television Network will cover news within the UBR as well as bring more international news to that nation. Further plans are under development for the new subsidiary.
The only notable economic impact on this is that the entire balance of the BTN at the Second National Bank of Amerada has been transferred to the control of the MFPnet. Why are we putting this story in the business section? [sarcasm] Well, I guess it’s because THERE IS NO OTHER BUSINESS NEWS! WE’RE REALLY DESPERATE! PLEASE GIVE US SOME WORTHWHILE BUSINESS NEWS! NOW!!! [/sarcasm]