News Briefs: 02 Mar 2002

Amerada: United Bobessian Republic and Most Serene Empire declared war on South Mondesia in support of Amerada. Both nations’ leaders join Amerada as new citizens. I hope they eventually realize how crappy it is – everyone else except Earl has!

Amerada: Out of outrage, the governors of the Amerada colonies of Tebec, New Columbia and Floerta denounce the declaration of war on South Mondesia and declare their independence from Amerada until the declaration is revoked or Earl leaves office as President. Earl acts like it isn’t possible, but he forgets that he has no control over the representations of a colony – its website!

News Briefs: 02 Mar 2002